I heard this interstitial while listening to “Car Talk” today:
“As soon as you wake up, you need the latest.”
Do I really? This seems presumptuous.
“And that is why ‘Up First’ is here. It is NPR’s morning news podcast.”
Yikes. That sounds like a stressful way to spend the first minutes of consciousness.
“In just ten minutes, you can start your day informed.”
Yeah…no. In just ten minutes, I can start making my second Americano.