I’m currently developing a theory that people who like this sort of photo filter might well have one of the several forms of colour-blindness. The first corollary to my theory is particularly handy in that it states:

Corollary 1: They might as well be colour-blind even if they’re not.

I had clicked over to that page to see a photograph of a ‘meatloaf salad’, but it was a non-specific link to the home page. I began to feel slightly queasy after just a page or two of scrolling into that bilious Smurf-toned world, and so closed the window, saying to no one in particular, “You know what? I can’t be arsed.”

I never saw the meatloaf salad, but I imagine it was along these lines